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If i was a serial killer i would be Jack the Ripper.

Jack the Ripper, by far the most notorious killer of all time. What would drive a man to kill 5 prostitutes, surgically mutilate the bodies, then stop, to never be heard from again? Most of the murders were pretty much the same, the victim had her throat cut and her abdomen exposed, the intestines were placed over her right shoulder and sometimes a kidney or even the heart had been removed.



Jack the RIpper's murders are still unsolved.



Kill count: 5

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When i kill myself i'll use...
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I Will Die in an Auto Accident.
The last thing you remember is being thrown through you're windshield and face first into the hitch of the truck in front of you. Doing 80 in a 25 zone might have seemed impressive to the girl in the passengers seat.. to bad she died as well
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If i was a Bodily Excretment i would be:
What
kind of Excretment are you?


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How You Are In Love

You fall in love quickly and easily. And very often.

You give and take equally in relationships.

You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time.

You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change.

You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard.

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Which South Park adult(s) are you most like?

Mr. Garrison & Mr. Slave

You are a disturbingly and openly sexual... to the point where you'll shove things up someone's butt infront of a class of schoolchildren.

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Which South Park kid are you most like?

Cartman

You are just plain evil and heartless. Though you're sly, and you come up with brilliant schemes, you're pretty dumb and close minded. Other people hate you... screw them!

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You fit in with:
Humanism



Your ideals mostly resemble that of a Humanist. Although you do not have a lot of faith, you are devoted to making this world better, in the short time that you have to live. Humanists do not generally believe in an afterlife, and therefore, are committed to making the world a better place for themselves and future generations.


0% scientific.
60% reason-oriented.





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Naturally Smart


You're a naturally smart person. Your intelligence comes to you naturally, rather than from instruction - and you are better with applied or more real-world things... which comes in handy, here in the real world.


40% applied intelligence
80% natural intelligence





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Ernie
You scored 31% Organization, 71% abstract, and 40% extroverted!
This test measured 3 variables.

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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 3% on Organization
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You scored higher than 89% on concrete-abstra
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You scored higher than 8% on intro-extrovert
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Half-Cocked
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSDf)

Fiery. Hungry. Blatant. Sexual. Christ. You are Half-Cocked.

There's a lot of wild lust inside you, banging around, that much is obvious. There's also a lot of untamed emotion. When either escapes, look out. One minute you're completely together, the next you're a howling gale of hormones and opinions.

Outside relationships, your intense, mercurial personality makes you a charmer. You can be fiercely devoted, and it's likely that many of your friends will be friends-for-life. Of course, your enemies are likewise certain and zealous, especially your exes and their therapists.

Your exact opposite:
The Maid of Honor

Deliberate Gentle Love Master
You will find the right person. In the short term, she's someone virile who won't sweat your imperfections. In the long term, she will be someone mature and caring who will grow to love them.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Sonnet

CONSIDER: The Playstation, The Nymph


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My profile name: scobybxrs

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Take the quiz: "What is your inner Demon?"

Black Tormenter
The black tormenter is a demon who gets off from causing torturous pain such as stabbing, asphixiation whipping etc. You love to see the faces of pain and torment. you would have probably had a pretty fucked up childhood.

Take the quiz: "What is your Paranormal gift?"

Control of Electricity
Oohh.. electricity. It snaps, zaps, crackled, and booms, and also is your gift. You can be seen outside on a stormy night on top of an old building, laughing as you make lighting fall from the heavens. But who said that was a bad thing? It can be fun to give your friends a friendly jolt every once in a while.

Take the quiz: "What Mythical Creature Best Suites Your Personality?"

Unicorn
You are sweet and forgiving. People love you, there is no doubt about that. Keep it up and you will become Miss. Populartiy!!! You arn't timid and you let people know that in a nice way. Congratulations!!!
(im a fucking UNICORN???)

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Tell the world who you are survey (160+ questions)
Basics
Name:STEFFLES
Nick Name(s):oh. ah, see above.
Birthday:new years eve 88
Age:16
Age you wish you were:21
Gender:fEmale
Birthplace:spfld. st johns hospital
Current Location:ditto, except not in the hospital
Eye Color:hazel
Haircolor:brown/blond/red
Height:5'3"?
Righty/Left?Ambidextrous:rightehhh
Sexuality:bi
What grade are you in:11 (a little over a year till im out of the hell hole)
Zodiac Sign:cappy (SEA GOAT!)
Do You
Smoke:not cigs
Swear:fuck yes.
Sing:in the shower, and in my car
Drink:nope
Want to go to College:somewhat
Want to get Married:yes
Belive in yourself:sorta?
Think you are Attractive:more so now than i used to
Get along with your parents:yeah, mostly
Like thunderstorms:YES (especially if im working)
Play an instrument:bass (previous: accoustic, harmonica, bells, alto sax, flute, piano)
If yes, what one(s):oh. ^
Consider yourself tolerant of others:yes
Trust others easily:too
Physical
Whad do you like most about your body:eyes... hair is getting better
Least:knees
Are you a health freak:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA etc. no.
Your heritage:50% chzechelslovakian, 25% scottish, 25% fuck if i know.
Favorites
Food:pizza rolls, nachos/salsa
Place to eat:chinese places, olive garden, pizza hut, the microwave
Person:aww, i cant chose one! <3!!
Drink:code red
Band/Singer:MSI/jimmy urine
Music Genre:pretty much everything, though im especially fond of techno
Color:red
TV Show:invader zim
Sexual Fantaasy:ehehehe. i am TOTALLY innocent.
Turn on:being held down
Season:summer
Weather:warm thunderstorms
Late night activity:movies, fireworks, stargazing
Animal:guinea pigs apparently. most domestic rodents.
Have you ever
Had sex:no
Drank alcohol:yeah
Thought about committing suicide:yeah
Cut yourself, on purpose:yeah
Had surgery:dont think so
Been out of the country:canada?
Played strip poker:without the poker part, yes.
Want to (again):hehe.
Slept with someone of the opp sex, that isn't related to you, wo having sex:yeah
Kissed the same sex:yeah
Dated the same sex:no
Done anything sexual with the same sex:no
Been betrayed:probably. though i dont hold grudges, so i wouldnt remember
Killed an animal on accident:probably
On purpose:bugs and such
Been on Radio/TV:doubt it
Danced in the rain:yes :DDD
Had a reoccurring dream:no
If is; do describe:nnnn
Yes/No
Have you colored your hair:PFT yeah. have been since 6th grade
Have any tattoos:nope
If yes; where:^
Cook:sorta.
Talk to yourself:yeah
Have actual conversations with yourself:yeah
Sleep walk:nope
Snore:nope
Name one thing you're obsessed with:technology, photoshop (so, yes?)
Fall sleep better with the TV/Radio on:yeah. music on computer
Take walks in the rain:in the summer
Do you wish it were more socially acceptable for a girl to ask a boy out:socially acceptable? its not like a girls gonna be banished for asking a guy out. most are just pussies.
In the past month
Drank alcohol:no... wait. yes. a sip.
Smoked:not cigs
Been on drugs:mayyyybe.
Gone on a date:no
Eaton an entire box of Oreos yourself:no
Eaten sushi:no
Been on stage:no
Been dumped:no
Gone skinny dipping:no. (FUCKING BRRRR!)
(ever gone skinny dipping):tchyeah.
Stolen Anything:yes
Been called a tease:not in the past month
Regret something you did:yeah
Regret something you didn't do:yeah
This/That
Soda or Coffee:soda
Coffee or Cappuccino:....... soda
Chocolate or Vanilla:nilla
Briefs/Pantis or Boxers(on yourself):PANTIES!!!
Spandex or Shorts(on yourself):shorts
Skateboarding or Blading:neither
Taken or Single(currently):single :/
Windows or Macintosh or Unix(Linux):windows
Loner or Group(on average preferred):loner
Passive or Aggressive:passive
Optimistic or Pessimistic:a bit of both, depends on my mood
Pepsi or Coke:pepsi
McDonald's or Burger King:mcd's
Single or group Dates:single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:soda
In a Boy/Girl...
Favorite Eye Color:doesnt matter
Favorite Hair Color:blond? or brown?
Short or Long hair:either
height:dont care
Body Type:toothpick skinny, though i dont care when it actually comes to dating.
Best clothing style:dont care (not uber preppy though)
Number of Piercings:dont care
Number of Tattoos:dont care
Glasses:dont care
Party hopper or more stay at home:dont care
Relationships
Currently have a crush:duh.
If yes; what's their name:one of them is jacob, another is justin
Do you dream about your crush:no
What do you find most remantic:suprises
Do you consider your significant other hot:if i had one
Who pays:whoever has the money/gets out their wallet first
Holding hands is:happy!
Do you like watching the sunrise/set with you sig other:no, i like watching stars more
Had a stalker:maybe
Are YOU the stalker:only sometimes
Miss someone right now:no
Biggest turn off:annoying-ness
Should they be willing to give you a back rub at almost any time:sure?
Would they play with your hair:sure?
Kisses
Do you like kissing:yesss
Do you only kiss one person on the lips:pft. no.
If so who:everyone.
Do you prefer tongue or no tongue:tounge
Where is the best place to be kissed on your body:my back
Worst place:dunno
Last person who
Turned you on:hehe jake
Made you laugh:dunno lexa or squee?
Laughed at your joke(s):lexa or squee?
Made you cry:jake over the summer. havent cried since
Brightened your day:jake or kyrsten or lexa?
You saw a movie with:dont remember, probably lexa?
Emotions
What makes you cry your heart out:i dont know anymore..
Do tears make eyes look pretty:my eyes, no
What do you do when you're angry:cry and/or get over it
What makes you happy:hugs and kisses
What/who makes you smile uncontrollably:jake
Who cheers you up more than anyone else:dunno
Miscellaneous
Your weakness:nostalgia
Your biggest fear:heights
Your perfect pizza:in pizza roll form. or deep dish pepperoni from pizza hut
Goal you would like to achieve this year:get a new job
Your most overused phrase/word on an instant messenger:heh
Thoughts first waking up:stupid alarm clocks
Your bedtime:whenever
Your most missed memory:most of my childhood
Have any pets:nope
Who's the person you talk to the most online:lexa
Who are you on the phone most with:noone... twiz maybe
Who do you trust the most:jake
Who listens to your problems most:lexa or jake
Who do you fight with the most:used to fight with squee sometimes, now not really anyone.
Name someone's arems you feel safest in:jake
And Finally
Was this quiz pointless or did it allow you to tell everyone more about you:a bit o both
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